What the fuck just happened?

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 09/24/2016 at 11:44 • Filed to: Shit drivers

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So I was leaving a parking lot and stopped at a stop sign to turn right, when this complete dipshit in a white Acura comes around the corner of the road I was about to turn onto so far into the oncoming lane that she nearly hit curb on the left side.

Here’s the amazing thing. As I was sitting there at the stop sign and she’s in the oncoming lane, she slams her brakes and beeps at me like I was the stupid bitch doing twice the speed limit in the oncoming lane of a two lane road. I beeped back and gave her a “Jesus Christ how haven’t you asphyxiated from forgetting to breathe” raised hand, and she then floored it through a stop sign hanging a right and nearly hitting two pedestrians in a crosswalk.

I’m kind of impressed that this lady clearly thought I was in the wrong by sitting at a stop sign and being in her general vicinity. I’d still like to punch her teeth down her throat, but I'm impressed nonetheless.

jimz > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/24/2016 at 11:51

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I had someone pull out of a parking lot across me while I was on my motorcycle, to where I had to brake pretty hard. my hit of the horn was returned in kind. Some people are just inherently assholes.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/24/2016 at 11:56

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Some people just refuse to admit they’re wrong.

shop-teacher > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/24/2016 at 11:59

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I bet she’s a delight to hang out with.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/24/2016 at 12:06

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Something sort-of like that allegedly may have possible happened to me while it was raining. I could have then pulled up to the other car at the light and allegedly accidentally gave a big stomp on the loud pedal, which could have caused my exhaust to echo off of the buildings and may have allowed for what could be a damn good peel. Hypothetically.

JCAlan > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/24/2016 at 12:06

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HOW COULD YOU?!

wafflesnfalafel > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/24/2016 at 12:09

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Those are the type of folks to watch out for and simply do our best to avoid... Who knows what was wrong with her, (off her meds, taking to many meds, alcoholic, mentally ill, completely unskilled, etc,) in the end it doesn’t really matter other than I don’t want to be anywhere near them.

Urambo Tauro > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/24/2016 at 12:26

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The horn irritates me the most here.

I’ve heard it more than once at intersections where I was turning left across someone who stopped at a red light way past the stop line. Naturally, our cars get close as I try to squeeze around. I consider my driving reflexes to be pretty good, but I wish I was quicker on the draw about using my horn when appropriate. I should have been the first (and only) one to beep.

Honeybunchesofgoats > JCAlan 09/24/2016 at 12:33

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I AM SUCH A BASTARD

Honeybunchesofgoats > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 09/24/2016 at 12:33

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Hypothetically speaking, that would have been awesome.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Urambo Tauro 09/24/2016 at 12:37

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What I love is that I was actually just sitting at the stop sign. If I had even remotely started to make my completely legal right hand turn, she would have hit me head on. She didn’t just beep first for something that was her fault, but she preemptively beeped first.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/24/2016 at 12:39

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Stupidity.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/24/2016 at 13:09

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Allegedly it was slightly uphill and because of that there may have been around 5 degrees of yaw for a decent distance and the speedometer hypothetically would have been at about 55 MPH once the alleged driver allegedly regained traction.